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    palpitogami:

    palpitogami:

    palpitogami:

    palpitogami:

    I CAN’T GET MY EGG OUT OF ITS CASE

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    WTF IS THIS SHIT I’M NOT IN THE FUCKING GOBLET OF FIRE I WANT MY FUCKING CHOCOLATE

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    A BRILLIANT IDEA!!!

    I LEGITIMATELY RAMMED MY HEAD INTO MY CHOCOLATE EGG AND I CAN CONFIRM THAT IT IS ACTUALLY AN EGG OF STEEL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST 0/10 WOULD NOT TRY AGAIN

    THERE’S NOT EVEN A FUCKING DENT IN THIS EGG TO I HAVE TO GO TO A HOT TUB AND SING TO IT OR SOMETHING I JUST WANTED FUCKING CHOCOLATE

    (Source: humandisqualification)


    (Source: lilcaterpillar)

    fuckyeahlaughters:

    But I’ll be honest

    Overexaggerated infomercial incompetance

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    In and of itself

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    May just be

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    my favorite invention ever

    (Source: lyraeon)


    (Source: thatscienceguy)

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